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 My name is Ivan Charles Noveda and I'm awesome. I know the word " awesome " has a slang meaning, it means "great, very good", but I am not sure whether there are exceptions. |
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Notes For some reason, I’ve always believed that raising my cell phone 6 inches in the air will give me better signal :) -
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Notes LMAOJane was in a restaurant,One day when she realized that she had to desperately need to fart.The sound system was really,really loud so Jane timed it to coincide with the beat of the music.When Jane finished her drink, she noticed that everyone was staring at her,then she remembered. she was listening to her iPod:)
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Notes A normal human’s reaction when the Internet does not open on the 1st click: ❒ Wait patiently ✔ Click on it 10 million times.(Source: yanilavigne, via yanilavigne)
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Notes That heartbreaking moment when you’re with your crush and someone asks, “Awww,you two look cute together! Are you dating?” and then your crush says “Ew,no! we’re just friends.” -
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Notes Dear Pinocchio, so all i have to do is lie? Sincerely, Voldemort.(Source: yanilavigne.net, via yanilavigne)
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NotesGirl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.(Source: walaakongpiso)
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